I am magical

Anonymous: Confession: I'm afraid to lose my cat, if she were to leave...I don't think I will be okay. Not that I am in the first place.

i feel the same way about my own cats sometimes, i make sure i give them lots and lots of attention and affection. don’t leave doors that lead outside open too much, the kitty could walk out, but most cats never really leave the yard or porch of a house. 

absinthedreamsofdeath:

Someone stop me

absinthedreamsofdeath:

Someone stop me

luccicute:

So I just got Care Bears 2 on DVD yes you can still click the unfollow button. And got in the mood for some Dark Heart/Kristy. I like this ship okay!?

es-juckt:

he should be like 22 now, i wonder what he’s doing, i hope he’s well

(Source: kisslandfan)

sugarspankhorn: i assume that you're actually a raspberry masquerading as a strawberry

*soft gasp*

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

(Source: askboxmemes)

wendy-pleakley:

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrk heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wendy-pleakley:

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrk heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

littlefairytaleprince:

grownupsealand:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

How are they so cheap

Someone go there and buy me all the frogs please. All of them. ‘_’

Anonymous: Anon confession- I have so many scars on my body that i feel like crying when i shower.

the scars will fade away soon, try not to focus on the scars when you shower, remember, whoever you are, you’re more than a bunch of scars, 

if you can’t stop focusing on the scars, you could listen to music while you shower and focus on the music. you could also get a waterproof phone case.  i’m really sorry if this isn’t helpful to you, i care a lot about my friends.

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

(Source: askpillow)

Anonymous: UR SHIP PARENTS ARE PROBABLY DARK HEART X CHRISTY

shtrawburry:

..that makes sense

talk to me you stupid radishes

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they tried to steal my pet

breaking news: two teenage tomatoes, tom, atoe and red, bruisington

have gone missing today, they were last seen in the shruburbs

shtrawburry: jeff.. want some pizza? the tomato sauce is fresh....

the-real-jeff:

I’m good.

What did the tomatoes do?

they tried to kidnap my rare purple carrot.