I am magical

I AM THE TOOTH TONGUED DEVIL

- MOTHER GOOSE
the-real-jeff: geese have teeth on their tongues

kissing a pointy beaked bird may result in some pain if done improperly

i’m gonna brush a bird’s teeth

do birds have teeth

da,mn

i cannot chew oh what am i do do

- a duck probably

how do ducks even chew

(Source: cats4everyone)

Anonymous: I had a day full of sobbing in public, I didn't even want to cry I just couldn't stop. Berry please help me.

 i wish i was there to give you a hug, have you talked  to anyone about it? 

absinthedreamsofdeath: R u secretly a duck

send me anonymous things that youre too afraid to say otherwise

(Source: transdio)

shtrawburry:

Spaghetti is not an opinion

my views have clearly changed

absinthedreamsofdeath: R u secretly a duck

bad-ass-lamb:

shtrawburry:

*SWEATS*

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Foxes eat ducks

"TIME TO OVERTHROW THE HUMANS AND BECOME THE MASTER RACE"

"TIME TO OVERTHROW THE HUMANS AND BECOME THE MASTER RACE"